By Sarah
We join the Top Cheffers in the kitchen where Padma, clad in yet another godawful outfit (seriously, what is up with the Larry the Cable Guy t-shirt-as-a-dress?), is standing with Emeril and CAT CORA(!!!) Cat Cora is my favorite Iron Chef ever OMG fangirl!
Ahem, now that that's out of the way...
For the quickfire challenge, the chefs are split into teams of two and they have 40 minutes to peel and de-vein two pounds shrimp, shuck and cut a whole mess of corn, and make a pound of the perfect fettuccine. Any time left will be dedicated to cooking a dish with those three ingredients.
Sarah and Lindsay get started, with Lindsay on shrimp duty and Sarah making the pasta and they are the first to finish their mise en place with about 16 minutes left. Ed and Paul finish second, with only 10 minutes left. Meanwhile, Grayson is mucking up her team's pasta, while Chris works on corn and they finish last.
Paul's shrimp doesn't make it to the plate, so they're disqualified, and with immunity off the table from here on out, Grayson and Chris end up winning the quickfire (and 10,000 large!) I guess her pasta wasn't as bad as it looked!
Moving on to the elimination challenge! The chefs who are currently teamed up together will be facing off against one another as they cook for 200 people at a charity block party the next day. It's dish-for-dish up in this piece and the chefs meet quickly to decide what they'll make.
Now here's where I complain about the sell-out Top Chef has become. After the chefs announce what they're planning to cook, Padma mentions that those dishes are all "too heavy" and that the sponsor -- it sounds like Chealthy Hoice -- wants them to cook something more healthy.
So! It's turkey meatballs and low-fat chicken salad and ... What has this show even turned into, right?
That being said, I'm digging Chris's idea to use pureed tofu as the binder for his chicken salad. I saw this once on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives and have been itching to do it myself.
One thing I like about this challenge is that the chefs on the bottom will be decided upon based on who gets the least amount of votes from the block party guests. Normally in these challenges, the chefs specific parameters for how to cook and then they ultimately have to cook to please the judges anyway. Not so in this challenge!
In the top are Paul (some Asian meat dish -- I can never bother to pay attention to what he's making anymore), Lindsay (Mediterranean-style meatball), and Grayson (chicken salad sandwich.) Even though they're in the top three, Grayson rolls Lindsay under the bus when Tom questions her about whether or not chicken salad could win the challenge. In the end it doesn't matter, as Paul wins. Again.
Back at Judges' Table, sadly, Chris's tofu chicken salad (not delicious-sounding when I put it like that, I guess) gets sent home.
And we're down to the final five! I've gotta say, I'll be surprised if Grayson makes it past next week. She's barely eked her way out of each challenge and I just can't see her sticking around much longer. I'd like to see Ed, Sarah, and Lindsay make it through. Unless Paul totally drops the ball, I'm pretty sure he'll make it to the final round, but what can I say? I love an underdog!